[Rufus]

Zig said, "you'd have more room if your back room was less like a factory" .... Or something similar.
He was talking about this object, (seen here outside).

But, wot ever iz eet? :o

[Zig]

(Don't be fooled by this smooth-talking terrier: this object has only been allowed out for a 10-minute exercise period..)

[noisynoodle]

I'll tell you what it is......It's a big nuisance in my dining room, that's what it is. :x

[Zig]

Hahaha! Lovely, J. I can just hear you saying that and have a big grin imagining it!