Sep 3, 2004, 23:23
Father's day tomorrow for us Aussies... anyone doing anything?
Some jokes for you father's' out there...
One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
A little boy was quizzing his mother. "You say the stork brings babies?" he asked.
"Yes," answered his mother.
"And the Lord gives us our daily bread?"
"Yes, dear."
"And Santa Claus brings us presents?"
"Yes...!"
"Well, then," the little boy frowned, "why do we need a Daddy for?"
Some jokes for you father's' out there...
One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
A little boy was quizzing his mother. "You say the stork brings babies?" he asked.
"Yes," answered his mother.
"And the Lord gives us our daily bread?"
"Yes, dear."
"And Santa Claus brings us presents?"
"Yes...!"
"Well, then," the little boy frowned, "why do we need a Daddy for?"