[Rufus]

:x

So last night I hear this sound.

Crunch, squeak, crunch, squeak............

I think, "Hmmm, am I eating in my sleep again?"

No.

What is it then?

I look outside, and there are two blokes levering open a car door, not far away.
So, as usuaul, I cant not act.
Shaking my fur down, I rush through the door bellowing " I say, excuse me gents!" and other such words, and end up chasing these two low-lifes down the street.
(Last week it was up the street, so a bit easier this time).
Anyhow, they got away, and as I'm walking home, I see all my neighbours watching at the edge of their twitching curtains.
Now I'm REALLY ANGRY, so I bellow ,
"OY you lot!! You're all happy to watch eh, but wont help me, you useless bunch of cat owners!"Boy, you never saw curtains close so fast!
The police caught 'em though, (that's a first).
Today, (Sunday), I'm awaiting the backlash. I have a good set of teeth though.
Bring it on!!!!

No, not very Christian I'm afraid, but someone has to oppose these yobs 'eh?

[Petographer]

Why would you say not very christian? You have a right to protect you and your neighbors property.

[shuttertalk]

Wow... Rufus... you watch dog you! Well done!

[adam]

Is it the same there, if you injure them, you get in trouble?

[Rufus]

Yes. If I'd actually ripped their legs off, I might have been a bad dog.
In fact, if I'd sneezed near them I would've been in court before you could say "Cookie".

Hey, forensics just came and paw-printed me!

I'm nearly famous!!


AAAaaaaaRRrrrrrrooooOOOOO

[shuttertalk]

Hey, forensics just came and paw-printed me!

Really? How cool!

[de_axeman]

You just do what you feel is right Roo. God'll look out for you. And we're all on your furry side!

[Rufus]

[Rufus]

Why would you say not very christian? You have a right to protect you and your neighbors property.

My feelings really.

Too much aggression. :|