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Rufus · Dec 2, 2004, 02:47

I didnt realise that we had a new section.

I know very little about PS, so I personally need it.

Mind ewe, Paintshop is a better programme, and everyone using PS, (but me), is using an illegal copy.
I'm better at using PSP than ANY of you are at using PS, which PROVES that if you had paid for it, you would have wasted your money.Furthermore, it isnt necessary to post-process images, if they are taken correctly in the first place.

Most of you dont know that, since you are all total newbies and pagans.

Some are even Americans!!!!! :o

British is best.

British girls are prettiest too, as a rule.

Ha! Rolleyes

***shuttertalk*** · Dec 2, 2004, 05:21

Haha, the forum popped out of my head into the internet one idle day...

By the way, I think I should change the title. Although it's called "Photoshop Playground", it's not limited to it - Paint Shop, PhotoImpact, Photo Brush, what have you, is also fine.

I think "Photoshop" and "photoshopping" is such a common term these days...

slejhamer · Dec 2, 2004, 05:23

One too many pints last night, Ruf?

Tongue

Rufus · Dec 2, 2004, 05:46

slejhamer Wrote:One too many pints last night, Ruf?

Huh?

No, not at all.

:|

Anyway, dont avoid these important issues!!!

Rufus · Dec 2, 2004, 17:55

Will some one PLEASE argue??

Surely I've provoked a small degree of outrage? Surely?? :/

EnglishBob · Dec 2, 2004, 18:24

Nope, and don't call me Shirley.

gd · Dec 2, 2004, 18:42

There's no outrage mate. You've simply pointed out that photoshop is not the be all and end all... which is true.

Also that the concept of non-purchased software is illegal... which is also true.

one program over another is like which chocolate tastes better.. we probably know the truth, but don't worry about it.

Also, this is a nice attempt to get a lot of thread messages to win the amazon voucher.. luckily, I'm not biting and posting Smile

[Edit by Shuttertalk: Ooops, you just did. Smile

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slejhamer · Dec 2, 2004, 19:52

Dark chocolate is best.

Petographer · Dec 2, 2004, 20:07

slejhamer Wrote:Dark chocolate is best.

You betcha! Big Grin

Toad · Dec 2, 2004, 20:28

I'm using a Purchased version of PhotoShop.

Does that make me dark chocolate?

jericho · Dec 3, 2004, 00:02

Since there wasn't any Canadian bashing, I plead our canuck equivalent of the "5th"....

Rufus · Dec 3, 2004, 05:12

You Canadians! Hah!

Pirates! Pagans!! Pesty-people!

No one owns a purchased copy of PS except ME!! Tongue

I am a genius too!!!

Please tell me what you think YOU are good at? Nowt, 'eh??

Me? I'm brilliant, rich, handsome, fit, and a pillar of the local society.
Known for bravery, charm, and generosity!

And you?? Nowt. Tongue

Polly · Dec 3, 2004, 05:18

Rufus Wrote:No one owns a purchased copy of PS except ME!!

...... but did you steal the money to buy it?

Was it a Bank raid or did you snatch handbags from old ladies on pension day?

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You can tell us. Everyone here would keep your little secret. Big Grin

Polly

Rufus · Dec 3, 2004, 08:12

Haha!

Maybe I sat and busked in a subway.

Anyone ever busked?

Polly · Dec 3, 2004, 08:47

Rufus Wrote:Haha!

Maybe I sat and busked in a subway.

Anyone ever busked?

I've busked. I only ever did it once - in the underpass at Tottenham Court Road Tube stn, the one beneath Centrepoint.

I chose my time very carefully and did it when I knew my father would be coming through, with colleagues, after a meeting. I was studying Classical Guitar and desperately wanted/needed a new Guitar - but couldn't afford to buy the one I wanted (Petersen B - 1968)

I knew my father would relent and 'help me out' rather than see me resort to busking Big Grin

He bought me the Guitar the next day - but also insisted I MUST get a "proper job" and NEVER go busking again.

Polly

slejhamer · Dec 3, 2004, 09:15

My wife uses these when she bakes cookies:

[Image: 64011.gif]

http://www.ghirardelli.com/images/product/64011.gif

"Double Chocolate" is extra dark. You'll never use regular chips again.

Rufus · Dec 3, 2004, 13:16

slejhamer Wrote:My wife uses these when she bakes cookies:

http://www.ghirardelli.com/images/product/64011.gif
http://www.ghirardelli.com/images/product/64011.gif

"Double Chocolate" is extra dark. You'll never use regular chips again.

Would you say that she's a good cook?

Is anyone here considered to be very good at something, (either by themselves or others), apart from photography???

Who remembers the '70's?

Are you gifted?

How?

What about you, Shirley?

Polly · Dec 3, 2004, 13:24

Rufus Wrote:
slejhamer Wrote:My wife uses these when she bakes cookies:

http://www.ghirardelli.com/images/product/64011.gif
http://www.ghirardelli.com/images/product/64011.gif

"Double Chocolate" is extra dark. You'll never use regular chips again.

Is anyone here considered to be very good at something, (either by themselves or others), apart from photography???

Who remembers the '70's?

Are you gifted?

How?

What about you, Shirley?

Of course I remember the 70s!!

I'm not THAT senile!!

I can even remember the 60s ........ AND the 50s!

I'm good at remembering things Tongue

Pol

Rufus · Dec 3, 2004, 13:27

So, what is your earliest memory?

How old were you?

What about everyone else? How far back does your memory extend?

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Say Pol, see this edit? Bet you cant do that!! Tongue

Polly · Dec 3, 2004, 13:28

.. and whilst you're talking of Shirley ........

You can find a copy of a genuine recording of Shirley Temple singing "The Good Ship Lollipop" - amongst other old recordings at
http://www.pcdon.com/page90.html

Pol

Polly · Dec 3, 2004, 13:37

Rufus Wrote:So, what is your earliest memory?

How old were you?

What about everyone else? How far back does your memory extend?

I remember my mother taking me to "The Food Office" in a pushchair. I must have been about 2 - she went there to get the Baby Orange Juice and Ration books just after WW2

I also remember being taking to a Photographer's Studio when I was about 2 going on 3. There was a daft female Photographer bobbing back and forth either side of the camera saying "I see you, I see you, tiddly-om-pom I see you" to make me smile/laugh.

I thought she was the stupidest oik I'd ever had the misfortune to encounter! Big Grin

They were known as 'Polyphotos' - true!

Pol .... tiddly-om-pom-pommie

Polly · Dec 3, 2004, 13:40

Rufus Wrote:So, what is your earliest memory?

How old were you?

What about everyone else? How far back does your memory extend?

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Say Pol, see this edit? Bet you cant do that!!

Yes I can . but I'm a good girl, I am and I won't break the board just to prove it to a daft dog. Tongue

Pol

Cailean · Dec 3, 2004, 18:54

Apparently what we are witnessing here is an extreme example of the so-called generation gap... two batty 'elders' going on about nothing in particular while younger folk stand by in stunned silence....

Wink

Polly · Dec 4, 2004, 02:54

Cailean Wrote:Apparently what we are witnessing here is an extreme example of the so-called generation gap... two batty 'elders' going on about nothing in particular while younger folk stand by in stunned silence....

Now hear this ....... young'un!!

I'll have you know I am NOT "batty" :x

I'm DOTTY!

So there! Tongue

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I'm not so sure about Rufus. I think he's just POTTY Big Grin

Polly

Rufus · Dec 4, 2004, 03:12

Cailean Wrote:Apparently what we are witnessing here is an extreme example of the so-called generation gap... two batty 'elders' going on about nothing in particular while younger folk stand by in stunned silence....

It's all Adam and Dewy's faults. Them and that Shuttertalk fellow. I blame them for all ecentricities! Tongue

Plus, I'm a genius. Genius's can be mad, you know. Tongue

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