Jun 24, 2004, 00:27
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
In the first book of the Bible, Guinness's, God got tired and took the Sabbath off.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day but a ball of fire by night.
The Jews were proud people and throughout history had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
When Mary heard that she was the mother of jesus she sang the Magna Carta.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."
The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
St Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony which is another name for marriage.
Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.