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WARNING!

Tomorrow, (11th Sept), my mother-in-law, is flying to Guelph, which I believe is near Toronto.

Do not approach this person!

Description:

Small, approx 4ft 11inches

Fat, approx 140 lbs

Waddles like a penguin

Expells noxious gasses from various orifices

Makes toast by breathing fire

Talks the hind legs off donkeys

Is fixated on food

Frequently in the company of a tall, thin, ape like creature which always claims to know everything about everything.

Be warned, stay away!!

:o
Rufus Wrote:Waddles like a penguin
Is her name Tux? lol
you are a funny man, err dog, Rufus Cool
Should be safe enough for me. Guelph is about the same distance from England as it is from Vancouver.
by the description she is round enought that her waist would make it half way form the airport =P
Hahah! is this really a person?
adam Wrote:Hahah! is this really a person?

I'd guess it is just a little over exadurated =P
She's real alright, and, by now, she's in Toronto!!! :o
Thanks for the warning. She's only four hours away by car :o Can you feel the ground shake as she gets closer, or is she surprisingly sneaky Tongue ?
My wife works in Guelph, so I'll be sure to warn her!!
TrevorB Wrote:Thanks for the warning. She's only four hours away by car :o Can you feel the ground shake as she gets closer, or is she surprisingly sneaky Tongue ?

Is it time to bring out the fat jokes? Big Grin