Sep 10, 2004, 15:41
WARNING!
Tomorrow, (11th Sept), my mother-in-law, is flying to Guelph, which I believe is near Toronto.
Do not approach this person!
Description:
Small, approx 4ft 11inches
Fat, approx 140 lbs
Waddles like a penguin
Expells noxious gasses from various orifices
Makes toast by breathing fire
Talks the hind legs off donkeys
Is fixated on food
Frequently in the company of a tall, thin, ape like creature which always claims to know everything about everything.
Be warned, stay away!!
:o
Tomorrow, (11th Sept), my mother-in-law, is flying to Guelph, which I believe is near Toronto.
Do not approach this person!
Description:
Small, approx 4ft 11inches
Fat, approx 140 lbs
Waddles like a penguin
Expells noxious gasses from various orifices
Makes toast by breathing fire
Talks the hind legs off donkeys
Is fixated on food
Frequently in the company of a tall, thin, ape like creature which always claims to know everything about everything.
Be warned, stay away!!
:o