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That's where the popular square format provided by twin-reflex film cameras was useful. Treat yourself to a lovely old bargain priced Hassleblad and scan the negatives perhaps ! Digital cropping is, of course, easier and cheaper as you now do from the Landscape format.
Living on the Isle of Wight at Cowes, I do a lot of yacht photography and with their masts as high as the hull is long I crop many shots into square format, leaving a little space up front for them to sail into. Sometimes dashing about in a RIB and getting very wet. At least churches sit and wait for you Epicurus !

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