[Rufus]

Mr Toad, your a great bloke, but you've never been to my town, nor met the underclass here!!
In my last wedding, the B&G were essentailly only interested in drinking. This is normal here.
In the previous one, (as I recall), the bride refused to go anywhere but the "club" where the reception was, as she woz wearin' them "Iy eels"

I've suggested pre, and post shoots, but no-one is interested. I live in a battle zone remember. :o