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Top 10 Things Women Need to Hear
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According to researcher Patty Lamberti, following are the ten things all women need to
hear from the man in their lives...

1. "You're beautiful." Don't just tell her she's beautiful when she's dressed up. Tell her first thing in the morning, or during a quiet moment.

2. "You're a great lover." Make sure you tell her how great her skills are, especially if you'd like to try something new.

3. "You're so smart." Be sure to tell her how much you value her greatest asset--her mind.

4. "You're my best friend." If your relationship is to last, this should be the truth, not just something you tell her.

5. "You're the most important thing to me." Make sure she knows she outranks everything.

6. "I would never lie to you." And make sure this isn't a lie!

7. "I have never cheated on you." Make sure your woman knows she has no reason to suspect you.

8. "I'd be lost without you." A woman wants to know that you don't just want her and love her, you also NEED her.

9. "You're funny." The couple that laughs together stays together.

10. "I love you." These words are often the hardest for men to say. But there's nothing a woman would rather hear.



Hehe, anything else, all the women out there?
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According to researcher Rufus Ruff, following are the ten things all women should
hear from the man in their lives...

1. "You're beautiful."Look away and grimace

2. "You're a great loofa."

3. "You're so smart." Ya flippin' clever-dick, know -all!!!

4. "You're my best friend." Apart from my dog, camera, car and fags.

5. "You're the most important thing to me." ..... "Do you have any money??"

6. "I would never lie to you." And make sure this is a lie!

7. "I have never cheated on you." ........ "YET"

8. "I'd be lost without you." I'm hopeless at map-reading!

9. "You're funny." .......... And drunk.

10. "I love you." These words are often the hardest for men to say. But there's nothing a woman would rather hear. .................... Apart from, "Yes, when we divorce you can have the house"

Cave canem
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#3

Spoken like a true cynic Big Grin
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#4

Good one Rufus. Big Grin

If I said most of those things to my wife I'd not likely get the answers that Patty Lamberti thinks I'd get.

Here are the responses I'd get to those top ten.

1. "You're beautiful."
"What brought that on?"

2. "You're a great lover."
"Are you frisky?"

3. "You're so smart."
"I know"

4. "You're my best friend."
"You betcha baby!"

5. "You're the most important thing to me."
"You mean it's not that mangy cat?"

6. "I would never lie to you."
"Why are you saying that?"

7. "I have never cheated on you."
"Why are you saying that?"

8. "I'd be lost without you."
"I know."

9. "You're funny."
"No, you're funny." (I've said this before sarcastically.)

10. "I love you."
"I love you too."

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