Aug 5, 2005, 15:43
........Who doesnt rant, blow his top, insult people, blow raspberries, wave his paws, etc.
A short story.....................
NN advertises my bass amp on Fleabay, as it's so huge. I mean, it takes up more room than Zigs's supper/ Man that's BIG! :o
Anyway, the plan is to sell it, and buy a smaller combo. Mind ewe, most combos are smaller than this beastie. It's 36x28x15 inches, (Centimeters = :/ ), on a home-made trolley, (bolted on), and weighs about 12 stone.
Ok, so NN lists it as "local pick-up only" and explains why. It's like moving an ELEPHANT, (or the mother-in-law). :o
So, guess what mates? Everyone writes in and sez, "Can you post it"? Yeah right! Erm, like, dude......Read the ad!!!
So, someone BUYS IT OUTRIGHT! Yes, yes, yes!!!
They email their phone number............ I ring it. The guy says, I have to take it on a train to ****ville. I say, "oh, you must be strong! He says "why???" I say, it takes 2 men to lift it. He says "IS IT BIG????????????"
I say, "my dear fellow, didnt you read the ad??"
NOPE. All he read was 150 watts going cheap!
HE BACKS OUT OF THE DEAL. :x
I say, "what a nice man!"
I'm soooooooo cool, ent I?
A short story.....................
NN advertises my bass amp on Fleabay, as it's so huge. I mean, it takes up more room than Zigs's supper/ Man that's BIG! :o
Anyway, the plan is to sell it, and buy a smaller combo. Mind ewe, most combos are smaller than this beastie. It's 36x28x15 inches, (Centimeters = :/ ), on a home-made trolley, (bolted on), and weighs about 12 stone.
Ok, so NN lists it as "local pick-up only" and explains why. It's like moving an ELEPHANT, (or the mother-in-law). :o
So, guess what mates? Everyone writes in and sez, "Can you post it"? Yeah right! Erm, like, dude......Read the ad!!!
So, someone BUYS IT OUTRIGHT! Yes, yes, yes!!!
They email their phone number............ I ring it. The guy says, I have to take it on a train to ****ville. I say, "oh, you must be strong! He says "why???" I say, it takes 2 men to lift it. He says "IS IT BIG????????????"
I say, "my dear fellow, didnt you read the ad??"
NOPE. All he read was 150 watts going cheap!
HE BACKS OUT OF THE DEAL. :x
I say, "what a nice man!"
I'm soooooooo cool, ent I?
Cave canem
