[Rufus]

If a doctor writes 'Pumpkin Positive' on your notes, they mean that if they shone a penlight into your mouth, they would encounter a brain so small that your whole head would light up.

[Cailean]

I hate to ask, but do you know this from, ahem, personal experience??

[Rufus]

No. The voices told me it was true.

[de_axeman]

Is that another way of saying 'Couldn't pour beer out of a boot if the instructions were written on the sole?'

[Rufus]

Quite so!

[de_axeman]

Heh - or...

... a few fries short of a Happy Meal?

... the lights are on upstairs, but nobody's home?