Nov 18, 2007, 01:58
Does anyone know Jeff Foxworthy and his famous redneck jokes? If not, here is a nice compilation...
Inspired by this thread, I thought we can do something similar about being a photographer. I'll make a start, feel free to add more...
You might be a photographer, if â¦
- Your wife asks you âHow do I look?â and you say âNice postprocessingâ AND it is meant as a compliment
- You go on a two week vacation with only one spare t-shirt and a toothbrush, because your camera gear takes up all the room in your luggage
- Your TV set is positioned in the shelf according to the rule of thirds
- Someone asks you âHowâs the weather in your place?â and your answer is âISO 800â
- Youâre late at work, because youâve been out shooting already for three hours
- You set your alarm to 4am on a Sunday because the weather forecast is âSunny with morning fogâ
- Your house is burning down and youâre standing outside taking pictures (you only salvaged the camera gear)
- You usually shave in front of your computer screen, with a freshly taken self portrait serving as a mirror
- You go out shooting in bright sunshine with your flash gun mounted
- Your fridge is filled up to four quarters with films and photographic chemicals
- Your living rooms walls are covered with prints of your own pictures
- Your living rooms walls are covered with backdrops for portraits
- You are not in your wedding pictures because you were the one taking the pictures
- You want to buy half a loaf of bread and ask the salesperson âCan you crop it?â
- You refer to the vacuum machine as the âSpot healing brushâ
- You want your toast darker and ask for âLong exposureâ
Inspired by this thread, I thought we can do something similar about being a photographer. I'll make a start, feel free to add more...
You might be a photographer, if â¦
- Your wife asks you âHow do I look?â and you say âNice postprocessingâ AND it is meant as a compliment
- You go on a two week vacation with only one spare t-shirt and a toothbrush, because your camera gear takes up all the room in your luggage
- Your TV set is positioned in the shelf according to the rule of thirds
- Someone asks you âHowâs the weather in your place?â and your answer is âISO 800â
- Youâre late at work, because youâve been out shooting already for three hours
- You set your alarm to 4am on a Sunday because the weather forecast is âSunny with morning fogâ
- Your house is burning down and youâre standing outside taking pictures (you only salvaged the camera gear)
- You usually shave in front of your computer screen, with a freshly taken self portrait serving as a mirror
- You go out shooting in bright sunshine with your flash gun mounted
- Your fridge is filled up to four quarters with films and photographic chemicals
- Your living rooms walls are covered with prints of your own pictures
- Your living rooms walls are covered with backdrops for portraits
- You are not in your wedding pictures because you were the one taking the pictures
- You want to buy half a loaf of bread and ask the salesperson âCan you crop it?â
- You refer to the vacuum machine as the âSpot healing brushâ
- You want your toast darker and ask for âLong exposureâ