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A new customer walks into the new store on the block that sells brains. There are three glass cases, each containing a nice wet quivering grey brain. The first one says "Astrophysicist", and it costs $10. The second says "Avon Salesman" and costs $1000. The third says "Drummer" and costs $10,000. The customer is confused, and questions the salesperson.
"I don't get it...why would I want a drummer's brain for $10,000 when I can get an astrophysicists' for $10?".

The salesman replies, "Because it's never been used."

Cave canem

Hehe good one. - we're doin drummer jokes now are we?

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musos? A drummer.

How can you tell when a drummer is at your door? The knocking speeds up.

God has placed me on earth to accomplish certain things.
Right now, I am so far behind that I will never die.

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